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RETURDS

"aren't we all" — elon, 2026

The official coin for everyone who has ever been called returded. Bernie, Elon, Nikita, Trump — all of them. All of us. We get less returded every day. Together.

CA RETurds4LyFe9PumpDotFunDgenRugSz4ElonMuskPonzi88

THE HOLY LORE

On April 12th, 2026, the richest man on earth posted a reply that shook every timeline. Scholars call it scripture. Degens call it alpha. We call it... the mandate.

GOSPEL
Elon Musk replying 'Aren't we all' to Nikita Bier's tweet about being returded

"Aren't we all?" ✦ yes. yes we are.

THE RETURD COMMITTEE

Bernie Senders — Communist Agent

BERNIE SENDERS

Chief Returd Commissar

"I am once again asking for your returds."

Elun Mask — Returd Prophet

ELUN MASK

Returd Prophet

"Aren't we all?"

Nukuta Bir — Less Returded Daily

NUKUTA BIR

Less Returded Daily

"it's fine as long as I get less returded each day."

Dunald Dump — Head of Pumping

DUNALD DUMP

Head of Pumping

"tremendous returds. the best, everyone is saying."

HOW TO BUY $RETURDS

01

GET A WALLET

Download Phantom or Solflare. Save your seed phrase somewhere less returded than your browser.

02

BUY SOME SOL

Get $SOL from any exchange and send it to your wallet. Coinbase, Binance, doesn't matter.

03

GO TO PUMP.FUN

Paste the contract address at the top of this page. Connect wallet. Hit swap.

04

APE IN & DIAMOND

Set slippage to something insane. Swap. Screenshot. Post on X. Aren't we all.

RETURDONOMICS

THE NUMBERS

Total Supply1,000,000,000
LiquidityBURNED 🔥
Tax (Buy / Sell)0% / 0%
Dev Holdings0.00%
Contract Renounced✓ YES
ChainSOLANA ◎
Ticker$RETURDS
FAIR LAUNCH 80% BONDING 10% LP 10% COMMUNITY